Ozzy "the T-shirt-eating Machine" says:
Dear Marvin:
I am currently in a love triangle with my cockatiel roomate and her ohter intrest (another cockatiel). I am a Nanday Conure and figure I could win her over with my striking good looks, bold coloring, and charming personality. . . so far I've had less then good fortune. What are your thoughts on my situation, and interspecies relationships in general?
Dear Ozzy:
I have identified your problem. You are a pervert.
You need to knock that off.
4 comments:
What's a little zoophilia between friends?
Sorry Marv,
I'm goin' with the Ozzmeister on this one. Perpetuation of sterotypes is A-OK in my book. If we're all going to be painted with the same broad brush, some of us should be getting something out of it.
If you use a feather, you're kinky.
If you use the whole cockatiel, you're a pervert.
Or Larry Flynt.
Sorry buddy, until you grow a crest, she's just never going to fancy you. Color, schmoller. You're thinking like a conure. For 'tiels, it's all in the crest.
(By the way, ladies, I have a magnificent crest)
--Cody the cockatiel
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