Marv...I need your help. last night I was doing my old lady and her parrot kept pecking me on my ass. So I put the damn bird in the refrigerator. I had forgotten about him. So I go to get a beer and the little bastard bit me right on the shtuka! And...I think I liked it. So, how can I tell if he wants to kill me or start a relationship?
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I'm smitten! Smitten, I tell you! You can bite my finger any time you like, you handsome hunk.
How did you get to be so awesome?
Rob
Marvin: I worship you.
Marv...I need your help.
last night I was doing my old lady and her parrot kept pecking me on my ass.
So I put the damn bird in the refrigerator.
I had forgotten about him. So I go to get a beer and the little bastard bit me right on the shtuka!
And...I think I liked it.
So, how can I tell if he wants to kill me or start a relationship?
And blogging, too!
Absolutely not possible to forget you Marv. I've secretly only been reading Hog On Ice because your human would occasionally post about YOU.....
Jurassic Parrot!
I'm not sure if ``cute'' is the right word, Marvin. You look as though you're impersonating Bernard Hill as Theoden of Rohan.
And this is the scene where I betrayed the Spartans to Xerxes...
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