THE COCKATOO GOT A QUESTION! THE COCKATOO GOT A QUESTION!
This is how life should be. The cockatoo should get all the squeezing and attention, and the grey thing should be put in the sock drawer.
Here is the question, which came from Richard McEnroe:
Does your human try to make you wear silly shamrock-theme junk on St. Patrick's Day?
As everyone knows, cockatoos are God's most beautiful and fun to squeeze creatures. It is not necessary to decorate us. It is only necessary to love us and hold us and never look away even for a second unless you want to get bitten.
However the grey thing as been known to dye itself green by dumping green wooden blocks in his water dish and then bobbing for them.