Monday, March 26, 2007

QUESTION: WHAT POSSIBLE REASON IS THERE TO HAVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A COCKATOO?






TIME FOR ANOTHER IMPORTANT COCKATOO QUESTION! IGNORE THE LOUD GREY THING! THE COCKATOO IS ABOUT TO SPEAK!

Mengley asks:

Hi Marvin, Hi Maynard...

It's great that you can share this blog space with so little animosity, ignoring the sock drawers and the garbage men. The goffin of our house, Penelope, is going to be getting a grey sister herself in a few weeks -- do you have any advice for her? We can buy a bigger sock drawer if we need to, but the garbage men only come once a week.


Dear Mengley:

This is very confusing. You say you have a cockatoo. The most beautiful and cuddliest of birds, except of course yours is only a Goffin, which is kind of grubby next to a gorgeous and delightful citron-crested cockatoo such as myself.

So you have a cockatoo, which means you are doing about as well as a bird owner could hope. Why are you bringing a nasty grey thing to share its house?

These grey things are loud and obnoxious. And they bite all the time, not just when it is appropriate. Like me. And I have heard that sometimes they even explode.

I say leave the grey thing outside since the garbage men are coming anyway. Or call the bomb squad and have them blow it up.

THE COCKATOO ANSWERED A QUESTION! EVERYONE LOVE THE COCKATOO!

Now here is a nice video. Thank you.

1 comment:

mengley said...

Thanks for the advice Maynard -- I'll see if Penelope has any ideas for what to do with her new grey roommate. More than likely she'll expect it to refill her banana chips when she runs low and cuddle her when we're out making money to keep her supplied with beads and cheese.