Reader and avid admirer Keith has a question. Because humans are so similar to their more-advanced descendants--monkeys--you would think all their questions would be about bananas. However sometimes they are not.
A female Myna bird: would you hit it?
I really don't understand the question. I have no problem with Mynah birds or any other minorities. As long as they concede their obvious inferiority. However I would hit a cockatoo as often as possible. With the giant metal paddle mentioned in an earlier answer.
When the human brought me here, there was a pre-existing cockatoo, and it is STILL HERE. Even after the upgrade process. The cockatoo is clearly obsolete and needs to be put out with the trash.
I at least wish the human would put my cage above the cockatoo's, so I could poop on it. This is just common sense.
As it is, our cages are several feet apart, which would require me to poop sideways. At velocities I cannot manage with current technology.