Today I answer the following question from reader and presumed Marv worshiper Anne:
I was wondering what you might think of Ruby, who lives in the UK? You can see her here:
Okay, first of all, I had to redact that Youtube address, because that bird talks even dirtier than I do. And her use of bad language is gratuitous, while I pretty much have to swear in order to discuss my fat human manservant.
Second, I do not think this chick would be a suitable mate. I think someone who talks that dirty would probably be irresponsible and selfish and not up to the task of serving my needs and whims 24 hours a day. I think it would be a lot like dating a musician.
Speaking of musicians, here is one of my favorites. I hope some day she makes a video when she isn't hitting the sauce.