Marvin the Parrot Answers Life's Hard Questions for Peanuts
I'm smitten! Smitten, I tell you! You can bite my finger any time you like, you handsome hunk.
How did you get to be so awesome?Rob
Marvin: I worship you.
Marv...I need your help.last night I was doing my old lady and her parrot kept pecking me on my ass.So I put the damn bird in the refrigerator.I had forgotten about him. So I go to get a beer and the little bastard bit me right on the shtuka!And...I think I liked it.So, how can I tell if he wants to kill me or start a relationship?
And blogging, too!
Absolutely not possible to forget you Marv. I've secretly only been reading Hog On Ice because your human would occasionally post about YOU.....
I'm not sure if ``cute'' is the right word, Marvin. You look as though you're impersonating Bernard Hill as Theoden of Rohan.
And this is the scene where I betrayed the Spartans to Xerxes...
Suze, I agree. While Steve is a very good writer, I check Hog on Ice to get bird pictures and stories. I am so happy to now have The Answer Bird so that I can get HOI parrot updates in one place.And yeah, Marvin, you are way cute.
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