Readers want to know how I stay so thin and gorgeous. Who can blame them? I think I'll reveal one of my dieting secrets.
One of my favorite snacks is hot air from the blow dryer. First, I alert the fat human to the fact that I want him to spray me with warm water. I do this by diving into my water dish. Then I permit him to blow-dry me for fifteen minutes or so. And while he does this, I chew on the delicious hot air that comes out of the dryer. It tastes wonderful, and it has no calories at all.
I wish the fat human would avail himself of the hot water supply more often; not to drop too broad a hint.
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3 comments:
Marv,
Noticed you haven't been posting much lately. Is all of this exercise and dieting cutting into your pondering time? Too much of a good thing can be bad, you know. Maybe you should take a lesson from your human.
Regards,
Syd
If I want to learn something from a mere primate, I will inquire about the best way to scratch my behind.
Marv - do you sometimes wish you had more colorful feathers, like, say, a macaw?
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