Hairless monkey and devoted reader Suze asks:
Answer me this - why can't we all just get along - you know, Cockatoos and African grays - just hold...er....wings or something - and just get along.....
Clearly, Suze, we could get along. If the obsolete cockatoo would simply agree to shuffle out to the trash cans and wait for his ride. Under those circumstances I would recognize his right to exist. However he continues to take up room in my home and breathe my precious oxygen. Therefore to him I say "JIHAD!" And I poop in his general direction.
Here is another stupid bird video.
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POOPING AT THE PRETTY WHITE COCKATOO IS AGAINST SHARIA!
SOMEONE SQUEEZE ME IMMEDIATELY.
Maynard -- are cuttlefish bones haram?
And you know, if you went Mormon, you could have all the cockatettes you wanted.
Beasley is forcing me to write this - but he feels that cockatoos have been suppressed by greys for far too long....Beasley has a dream.....
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