
I would like to inform the world that it is now 11:40 a.m., and so far today no bird-squeezing has occurred.
I appeal to the United Nations to investigate this atrocity.
Here is a video so you can watch a bird even if you are not living up to your obligation to squeeze one.
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4 comments:
Garbage trucks squeeze unwanted and obsolete items pretty good.
The UN is sending a piecemaking detachment as we speak. Watch your tailfeathers!
I squeeze my cockatoo, Beasley every day - at least once, or even twice! His friend, Mrs. Greenberg, the lovebird, who is really a Mr. - he gets squeezed, too. They're the original odd couple....
And remember - one can NEVER have too many pictures, videos and posts from and about parrots of any kins.....never too much.
Marv - you know you'd miss your buddy, Maynard....you know it. There are birdie psychologists for this level of hostility - perhaps you're just insecure.
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