Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Attention Bird Rights Activists



I would like to inform the world that it is now 11:40 a.m., and so far today no bird-squeezing has occurred.

I appeal to the United Nations to investigate this atrocity.

Here is a video so you can watch a bird even if you are not living up to your obligation to squeeze one.




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4 comments:

Marv The Answer Bird said...

Garbage trucks squeeze unwanted and obsolete items pretty good.

richard mcenroe said...

The UN is sending a piecemaking detachment as we speak. Watch your tailfeathers!

Suze said...

I squeeze my cockatoo, Beasley every day - at least once, or even twice! His friend, Mrs. Greenberg, the lovebird, who is really a Mr. - he gets squeezed, too. They're the original odd couple....

And remember - one can NEVER have too many pictures, videos and posts from and about parrots of any kins.....never too much.

Suze said...

Marv - you know you'd miss your buddy, Maynard....you know it. There are birdie psychologists for this level of hostility - perhaps you're just insecure.