Here's a fun new thing to do that will probably become a fad.
Find yourself an obese human who has nothing important to do. Have him grab your feet. Then have him put you on top of his head on your back and make him rub you all over his scalp like a loofah.
Make sure he is clean first. I find that I can stimulate my human to take a shower by pooping in his hair.
I roll around on my human's head like four times a day, and in addition to being fun, it does wonders for my back. Which is always sore from lifting peanuts.
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